by Billy22734 January 17, 2018
Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
by twood August 17, 2007
the sheer delight of having you between my thighs. feeling your weight. sensing your excitement (it equals mine). what is your naked gasp going to sound like?
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
🖤
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
🖤
by Krkič September 19, 2019
After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.
by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009
by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003
The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014
Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.
She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.
by Piss pot McDougal October 28, 2015