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Europeans

Absolutely useless humans that bring no value to the world as of the 20th century. Always hating on Americans because they are so far deep in jealousy of the perfect country that they have to hate on others to bring fake happiness to themselves.
Europeans are number 1
by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024
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European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.
Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"
by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022
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European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.
Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?
by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021
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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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Europeans, Enchiladas, And Eggrolls

When a White Guy is fucking the guts out of a Mexican Girl and at the same time is being fucked by an Asian Girl from behind.
Europeans, Enchiladas, and Eggrolls: Legal and In Business Since 1964.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019
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Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 24, 2016
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european drinker

I was going to call him an asian drinker, but since he lives in asia, it would be appropriate to call him a european drinker instead.
by Galinial March 2, 2021
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