AJ English

A model from Los Angeles photographed wearing a large swastika on his shirt with Taylor Swift, prompting much news regarding the pair's potential racial leanings.

AJ English was seen leaving a club in Los Angeles with a black girl, apparently he's not THAT racist.

by Terry M. Zed December 16, 2009

English Mafia

A group of British gentlement sitting around, drinking tea.

Hey, check out the English Mafia over there. I hope they are enjoying their tea.

by bananas180 May 30, 2013

english chunnel

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***

friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.

by karl hungus February 7, 2005

english toothbrush

When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.

It was like sticking my dick in a cave; the bucktoothed bitch gave me an english toothbrush.

by sunil and michael March 1, 2007

English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

by JanOLeary July 20, 2008

Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

english kiss

English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity

English kiss and then become sexually aroused and have sex

by rach1234567899 August 3, 2007