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Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
mugGet the Post-Birth hemorrhoidsmug.

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
by ponyjar November 25, 2022
mugGet the alaskan tub birthmug.

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
mugGet the Gurgle Birthmug.
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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

birth-gate

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,
No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025
mugGet the birth-gatemug.

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
mugGet the Birth Certificate Feetmug.

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