Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off

She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party

by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".

Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.

by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015

Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.

Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"

by Winfield83 January 3, 2019

Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.

“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”

by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018

Balloon physics

The way that computer-generated graphics in some movies don't respect real physics, free fall too slowly, and bounce off each other unrealistically. Also, the flailing of a cheap mannequin standing in for a real stunt performer can be called balloon physics.

Did you know that Titanic avoided having balloon physics in the evacuation scene by rotoscoping real humans jumping from cranes?

by mousefactors April 27, 2022