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Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.
Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.
by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010
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Swamp Mollie

An independent country girl and not afraid to show it. The one woman that you don't have to ask what she likes to do for fun, you'll know cause she's the one pulling a boat with her truck or has a 4 wheeler loaded in the back.

She's that girl you go fishing with and she is already backing the boat down the ramp when you get there. She's the first one to grab the cast net when she sees a school of bait fish. She don't need you to bait her hook or clean her fish.

She's got a closet full of camouflage clothes and high heels next to her hunting boots. She'd rather go to the woods instead of a restaurant on a date.
Girl at the gas station wearing all camo driving a jacked up truck with a dog box in the back: "Dang bud, did you get a look at that Swamp Mollie."
by Reelsalty March 22, 2021
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Swamp Jay

Swamp Jay, n. -Another word for a sweaty vagina. Usually caused by extreme heat conditions or athletic activity. The female equivalent to "swamp balls."

The swamp like feeling when your vagina or "vajayjay" gets sweaty.

**Pronunciation:

Swamp \ ˈswämp , ˈswȯmp \

Jay \ ˈjā \
I thought swamp balls were bad until I rode on the back of a motorcycle for hours and got swamp jay.

I have some serious swamp jay after that workout.
by Solnishka September 15, 2017
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swamp beast

You cant help that your a swamp beast thats why the guys keep looking at your butt.
by Keke9812 March 8, 2016
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Swamp piece

A girl who looks like she just walked out of a swamp. She is so unattractive that normal words to describe this ugliness do not do her looks justice.
Oh my god that girl's a total swamp piece. GROSS
by josh d' June 7, 2011
mugGet the Swamp piecemug.

Swamp Licker

A person who eats ass that is covered in feces.
Tell max he is a swamp licker.
by HalfPly November 15, 2019
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Swamp Ass

A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.
"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."
by juckerafison January 31, 2020
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