ryan

A guy who always forgets people's names, and is faking his own. His real name is Riley.

Ryan?
No, his name is Riley. Don't trust him.

by thuglyfesdahood August 14, 2015

ryan

such a dick, all he does is jack off and plays xbox

Never date a Ryan.

by Robert Mcguirl August 29, 2017

ryan

The ultimate respecter of wahmen. Despite this skill, he is still single. A luxury few can afford

"Ryan is sooo nice, I wish I could find a guy like him, thats not him."

by NotAGuyNamedRyan August 5, 2017

Ryan

A totally apeshit crow guy who bursts in on your day to day buisiness in Columbia. Who throws crows everywhere with no regard for anyone's safety. The crows peck, burn and caw like a scene kid being punched.

He spares no man, woman or child.

Guy 1: It was terrible. He threw crows at them until they were pecked to death. Then crows came out of their corpses, some of them were even electrified.
Guy 2: Yeah, that Ryan's really something

by ErectClown March 31, 2013

Ryan

Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.

"Dude did you see Ryan last night?! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key!"

by Dave Bibbs October 24, 2008

Ryan

Ryan is the ladies man of the group. Big ole douchebag

“Hey there’s Ryan!” “Wow he’s such a douche”

by Talladega March 30, 2020

Ryan

An extremely attractive guy who doesn’t realize how attractive he really his. Ryan a skinny guy but what he lacks in body fat he make up for with an amazing personality. Ryan is incredibly intelligent and knows it but is very humble so he often chooses not to flaunt his smarts off

Ryan is so much cuter than Brian

by Dillon Noda October 1, 2018