purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

by norcojsin January 2, 2012

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017

Piss Missile

A fast, sketchy, clapped out motorcycle usually older model. Usually a total deathtrap

Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*

I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap

by Shitbox enjoyer January 2, 2025

Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022