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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008
mugGet the purple headed christian meat missilemug.
when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.
by norcojsin January 2, 2012
mugGet the fleshtone heat seeking mositer missilemug.

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".
Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017
mugGet the Youclear Missile Crisismug.

death missile

I was in the restroom for 2 hours last night because of the death missile I consumed.
by CharminAbuser October 25, 2018
mugGet the death missilemug.

missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse
John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis
by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020
mugGet the missile shinermug.

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