William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.
Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.
by ...///.... March 02, 2020
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Bohemian Chess Match

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.
The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
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one match wonder

The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent
I hate one match wonders...they suck
by countchokcula November 22, 2022
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lowkey matching

When you and your friend never see each other but you are matching on Snapchat or other forms of social media
Woah Brooke and I are such good friends that we are lowkey matching on Snapchat!
by Not Brooke March 10, 2017
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Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.
Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
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Burger Match

A burger match is when you or your friend challenge you to do something amazing and if you succeed you earn a burger, on them.
I got a burger match idea, do a backflip right now.
by T O A D YT August 31, 2022
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