Graham is a Pussy who sucks men’s cocks as he waits for dick from his dad.
“Oh graham. When he walks in, all the women get hard
by Imonurmom June 24, 2023
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Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:

1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.

Milo: Your sitting by yourself.

2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.

50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020
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The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.
Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
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A male senior citizen looking to date a younger woman
She wasn't looking for a Sugar Daddy, she was looking for a Sugar Grahams
by genericcreative February 22, 2021
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Inventor of da telephone; folks were so grateful to him for dis dat dey named da Peace Prize after him.
Da telephone was an absolute "dynamite" invention, just like da safety-explosive created by Alexander Graham Nobell's nephew, Alfred.
by QuacksO October 6, 2018
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Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass
A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon
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