flooding

the act of peeing inside a vagina or anus

because why not right

"so a lady in her 20's came into the ER and said her boyfriend peed inside her?!"

"oh you mean flooding"

"huhh?"

by Shugaka July 30, 2024

Flood

To go at somebody physically (by fighting them)^1 and/or verbally (by saying hurtful stuff)^2

"Shut the up fuck talking to me before I come over there and flood yo ass" ^1 or "Shut the fuck up talking to me before I hurt yo feelings and flood yo ass."^2

by Davezs May 13, 2022

flood the nile

When a girl is wet enough to squirt

Baby I'm going to make you flood the nile tonight!0

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

Flooded

when there's so many possible answers you do not know where to begin.

I don't know man I'm flooded!

by Rooster j July 22, 2018

floods

The food eaten when you have a flu.

Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods

by Lucky_Icecube August 13, 2017