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When a woman's night of too much wine and too much pleasure collides in catastrophic fashion: vomit up top, squirts down below. A high-pressure, two-way water show. It’s a puke-squirt extravaganza with nonstop waves of spew and bliss without mercy. Truly, the human body’s most unfiltered fountain.
“Bro, the party was wild. Somebody had a full-on Janaughty Flood in the bathroom—top half puking, bottom half gushing. I’ll never unsee it.”
by Slonker September 3, 2025
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