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DJ MOM

shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.

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guy one: honk

guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt

the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada
by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020
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DJ Party

The female version of a circle jerk, in which a group of women get in a circle to play "Disco DJ" on their clits.
Man 1: What's a female version of a circle jerk?
Man 2: I hear it's called a circle squirt but I'm Mor partial to DJ Party.
by VelkaHemingway February 13, 2022
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dj hopper

A girl who "hops" from one DJ in the club scene to the next. Usually this girl is known to be easy amongst said crowd and is an easy score. The DJ hopper thinks she is popular and well liked amongst the club scene but in reality is only known for one thing... being a quick lay for anyone with headphones.
Did you hear Crystal fucked Mark and Kyle last week?
Yeah bro, and every other DJ in Dallas. She's a DJ hopper!
Oh shit, I better go let her know my timeslot for tonight!
by regginbackwards April 27, 2012
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dj macoy

An asshole who thinks he can get the babes but cant becuase he dumped a girl and talks shit about her only becuase of a rumor and he thinks he is hot shit but only is a swagfag with no balls
by Foo u is crazy April 22, 2015
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dj nogig

someone who professes to be a dj, but never actually dj's anywhere.
what is up with spherex, he is such a dj nogig!
by maxsquared March 2, 2010
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Vertical DJ

A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.
Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.
by Glitterzepeda December 23, 2013
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DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.
You see that black van that’s dj nonce
by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018
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