radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

Clay

Perfection in its every form. Is an antonym for the word perfect.

That boy is Clay. He is perfect. Perfection. Perfect Clay.

by Sammiebeebo April 27, 2022

Doing A Clay

when you have a conversation with yourself in a messenger group chat

he was doing a clay

by ImitationMexican February 6, 2024

Georgia Red Clay

Fucking a person in the asshole so hard that they start bleeding whilst doing anal.

Person 1: Brennen was going crazy last night it was so loud.
Person 2: yeah, i heard he gave her the Georgia Red clay.

by Mike Vicks Dog May 19, 2022

Clay

The most sexiest motherfucker to ever exist (also and aries which makes him 100x better)

**Boy1**: He's an aries?
**Boy2** : Yes
**Boy1**: Is he also a Clay?
**Boy2**: Yup,the guys a keeper

by cVix April 13, 2022

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016