Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.

“ Wait you like agents of shield “
“ yasssssssss “
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021

Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.

Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.

by groovybill October 21, 2010

Hug An Agent Day

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess

P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass

by Bambianca March 10, 2023

Agent 7

a nonexistent splatoon chracter that I use as my name bc im a splatoon nerd IM AGENT 7 NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCK THOSE CLONES

Who the fuck is Agent 7

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

agent 7

(splatoon) for some reason, everyone thinks that pearl and marina are agents 5 and 6 so everyone thinks theres an agent 7 somewhere, or they got blended up. or they're the next agent to the squidbeak splatoon. seriously?

"yo where is agent 7?"
"they're not even in the lore mate"

by koiyune June 7, 2024

Ramp agent

Weight and commodities accountant for a high speed aluminum tubing company

That guy is a ramp agent down there loading bags.

by LDrat January 29, 2022