The Matrix Resurrections

Ok, have I defended this yet? I don't think I've defend this yet so here:

Hym "The Matrix Resurrections isn't as bad as people say it is. Neil Patrick Harris' monologue was chilling. Trinity getting some of Neo's powers totally made sense because after she dies what do you think they would have to use to reconstruction her? NEO! That's why half of his powers got transferred to Trinity! What would they rebuild her with OTHER THAN the only other organic material around!? That's why they get stronger when theyvare closer together! They are two halves of 'The One' powers. Robot social hierarchy leaves the door open for more movies. There was nothing overtly wrong with that movie. You motherfuckers don't know how to enjoy things."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.

"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"

by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021

Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.

He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.

by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025

Matrix

The action in which you bend over backwards to when your knees are almost parallel to your back, usually dodging someone or something. Made very popular in the first Matrix film.

as he tried to punch her she totally matrixed out of it and kicked his ass

by LASTDON from da sucka free May 13, 2005

Matrix

Great guy who has issues, but everyone loves him for those issues.

Plays to much pokemon and doesnt do enough YouTube videos

At some points, hes a meme.

When you have this Matrix, dont diss on him or pull shit, cause he'll come back with a vengeance!

Needs to do more dance and singing streams and videos!

Yo, have you seen the latest Matrix Vid? I've seen it and man, hes crazy and funny as fuck!

by DigBickDave735 August 10, 2019

the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.

I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.

by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.

Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”

by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024