katie jones

A Sweet Hot Chick who has a middle name of hoe.

Katie Jones "Fuck My Ass"

by P()RN May 21, 2018

Star Jones

A fat, loudmouth black woman who had the audacity to have her wedding sponsored. It is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.

Me and my baby daddy is goin' to Star Jones our wedding.

by Erg25 January 18, 2005

QUINCY JONES

The bandleader/musical director/artist/producer/publisher most responsible for some of the best music of the last fifty years.
WORKED WITH/CREATED:
>Sir Duke
>Sinatra
>The Brothers Johnson
>Michael
>George Benson
>Dr.Dre
>Chaka Kahn
>Oprah
>Rod Temperton
Did I forget anybody?...Probably.

A classic rare groove album by QUINCY JONES would be the BODY
HEAT LP from the mid 70's.

by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005

Than Jones

A qualifier that denotes an extreme.

1. Man...you are worse than Jones.
2. This sandwich is tastier than Jones.
3. I hit trip aces on the flop, I am luckier than Jones.

by Howard Wangovich January 23, 2006

Zach Jones

A Marijuana smoking genius, defined as one of the best looking men as far as history can go back, this man has the most tallent and ambition than most people, he rarely fights but when he does faces are permanently damaged. he can be a lazy bastard but that is his only flaw. his touch with women is orgasmic, never once described as "OK" or "Kidna Good" its always "FANTASTIC" or "The Best Ive Ever Had". He only Hangs out with fly people and PIMP'S, But he is considered "KING PIMP". always well dressed and smells like marijuana smoke or cherry scented vagina. Its known to be good luck to pull down his pants and suck his penis, unless you get smacked in the mouth kuz your ugly. he has vanquished any obstacle in his path and always will. If you meet someone with this name you must bow as if he was a god because he is similar to a god.

Zach Jones is the best looking pimp, with the biggest dick.

by mr.mackwithabigsack February 3, 2012

keaton jones

A racist little white boy who cries when his racism catches up to him

Matthew is such a Keaton Jones. He called his coworker the n-word and is ranting on Facebook about getting fired.

by Bearkat5 December 11, 2017

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 23, 2007