Zooing

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

by LayniBee August 28, 2023

elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God December 1, 2017

kokichi zoo fanfiction

a danganronpa fan’s worst nightmare

fan 1: “O-Oh my god…d-dude, have you read the kokichi zoo fanfiction????”

fan 2: “kill yourself im not reading that ☹️”

by rainy_candy July 5, 2024

Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019

zoo

A pejorative for furries. It comes from the word "zoophile" or "zoosadist"

Oh no, there is a zoo convention on my town and i need to move asap

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025