Open Zoo

Someone Who Associates With Anyone Especially Without A Vibe Check

Too Many Rappers Are Open Zoos Now They Collab With Anyone For Enough Money

by Litaloadeon February 28, 2025

zoo me in

Requesting people to add you
become friend in zoo world game.

K: feel free to add me as a zoo keeper or if you want another zoo to visit.

V: zoo me in!

by ZK Player January 21, 2010

Zoo

Group of Top Laners from League of Legends.

When at a Top Lane class I think I am Arignar Anna Zoological Park because this is a Zoo.

by PackedBarley September 26, 2020

daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe

It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?

by Sinnia March 20, 2023

Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.

San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.

by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023