tea slops

Leftover tea that lurks at the bottom of the cup/mug

I saw Steve drinking other peoples tea slops in the cafe the other day, what a munter

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

Tea Dazing

Tea Dazing is the act of ingesting psychedelic mushrooms through the process of creating a tea from the shrooms and then drinking it.

"Dude i spent the last 3 hours peaking balls in a serious tea dazing ritual with ma boys."

by ilovemunchrooms September 8, 2009

Tea Shades

Psychedellic wire-rim sunglasses worn by 1960's drug-culture hep-cats.

Yeah, man, you can always spot a Narc cuz he calls your Tea Shades "sunglasses."

by Hunter S. Thompson April 4, 2003

Tea Break

When you take a break from smoking weed.

"Yo, I'm on a tea break, I'm smoking too much bud recently."

by lolpeaceandlove2345 February 24, 2015

Tea Party Patriots

A small group of trashy, uneducated, hypocrites who wave signs in protest of things they do not understand. A lot of these people will believe anything you tell them about the government as long as it has to do with taxes and conspiracies. They are constantly concerned that people are coming to take their guns and cite their own made up facts to convince you of it. Fueled by racism, this group did not exist prior to the election of our first African American President. These people share many similar traits to your common Wal*Mart white trash yet have the uncanny drive to create sharpie signs with words on them they will never understand. Their cultural icons are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin. While most of these toothless rejects don't possess the mental capacity to blink while walking without falling down, at some point they've been made to feel that their ignorant bigoted opinions are worth something more than the welfare checks they receive monthly. Which has led to many comical protests that resemble a trailer park circus. They are not to be taken seriously considering there are currently no professional wrestlers currently considering a Presidential bid. If you do come in physical contact with a Tea Party Patriot be sure to wash the affected area immediately. Lice and stench are the two most common symptoms people report after coming in contact with these brainless, white trash, morons.

Small Child : Mommy, what is that toothless thing over there waving that sign and screaming about hating n*ggers and Mexicans and loving his gun?

Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.

by TscrwsCnty December 19, 2009

Tea Jacked

A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.

Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!

by DSatch December 30, 2009

Tea Party Derangement Syndrome

A mental disorder for which symptoms include extreme paranoia about those who desire more freedom from a corrupt, oppressive government, fiscal responsibility and adherence to the Constitution.

May also include

Tea Party Derangement Syndrome

by Jiveslives June 9, 2014