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Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.
Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!
by hmakav October 24, 2018
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Target

Your Target of affection, your crush
I just saw target today! We are so getting married!”
by Hey Hallie July 6, 2020
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Target About It

When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.
by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022
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Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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youre targeted

said by a fatass that works at chick fil a back of house. created while playing fortnite with greasy fingers and sweating
by youretargeted October 15, 2023
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Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
mugGet the Edging Targetmug.

Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection
Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!
by Hey Hallie February 15, 2021
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