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coppertone tan

A pronounced tan line where the lower back and legs are tan, while the butt is still pasty white.
I went to the beach for one day and I already have a coppertone tan!
by savvysparrow June 27, 2006
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Microsoft tan

The result of working repeatedly long office hours while sitting too close to a PC, to the extent that one's face takes on a orange hue from monitor exposure/lack of sleep.
Hey Dave, you look really brown. Have you been away?

Nah just Microsoft tan, unfortunately.
by Joystick83 May 18, 2010
mugGet the Microsoft tanmug.

Tanning Bed

Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.
A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.

Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.
by ailene90 July 29, 2009
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Monitor Tan

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson
1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan
by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010
mugGet the Monitor Tanmug.

sydney tan

The coolest, funniest, prettiest, nicest girl anyone could ever meet. (Adj) Often describing or complementing something that is stylish, and/or rad.
by tamm-ay December 14, 2008
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Jolene Tan

by aweeeeeedrey May 4, 2010
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Tan [mdpv]

A variant of mdpv created by John Mcafee the creator of mcafee antivirus.

Tan, also known as "super perv powder" makes you extremely horny and paranoid. It was created around 2012 after mcafee moved to Belize to presumably escape legal troubles and to develop a drug with 31 year old ethnobotanist Allison Addonizio called quorumex. He posted about his findings on a popular drug forum called Bluelight.ru under the username Stuffmonger.

Sources: "John McAfee: The Craziest Man In Tech (Part 2/4)" on youtube and the tan thread on Bluelight.ru
Examples of Tan mdpv being talked about in a sentence by John Mcaffee are as follows:

"Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. You will be well rewarded."

"I will not, anymore, let anyone on Tan be alone with my dogs for example. (I have 14 dogs). Twice in the past year Tan users (one man, one woman - both after major massive doses, to be fair), attempted to have sex with one of my dogs."
by Pee Doge January 5, 2021
mugGet the Tan [mdpv]mug.

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