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Taco Bell Vegan 

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
Taco Bell Vegan by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

Taco Bell Drama 

It's like... well, you know... sometimes things go that way.
I mean it was like, it wasn't no Taco Bell drama, ya know?
Taco Bell Drama by "Patrick" May 14, 2019

Taco Bell Lettuce 

Cheap, low quality shredded iceberg lettuce
I had to pick taco bell lettuce off of my chicken sandwich

Taco Bell wine 

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
Taco Bell wine by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020

taco bell graffiti 

The poop stains in the toilet bowl
I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!

Taco Bell water board 

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that