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Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….
by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019
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lard tossing

the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.
I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.
by chunkd July 26, 2014
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tossing cats

“Yo Brad, I was just tossing cats at the Delta Zeta House.”

Nice bro
by harp1717 February 18, 2018
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Tossing taters

When someone pleasures your nuts with their tongue/mouth.
"Man, Sandy was really good at my tossing taters last night."
by TheRealBJTS July 22, 2021
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Cell Toss

When your prison cell gets frantically searched by prison guards or police for contraband (e.g. the cell of a prisoner who may be hiding illicit drugs)
Quickly hide the stash, the guards are gonna do a Cell Toss.
by melbourne_guy November 13, 2019
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Tossing salsa

Tossing salsa is just like tossing a salad except you tug on his jalapeno.

When someone licks the anus hole of man and strokes his penis you are tossing salsa
Yo that one chick from the internet was tossing salsa right on the subway.
by Some Internet Chick February 5, 2019
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Pecker Toss

A sexual take on the classic childhood game of ring toss in which a moderately-proportioned rubber penis is placed in a an accesible location for all players who then attempt to toss colored rings onto said penis. A full game set can be purchased at CondomWorld, located in Boston, Mass.
"Girl, you look exhausted!"
"Yeah, girl, my roommate Morgan and I were up playing Pecker Toss until 4am."
by Alec Coyle August 6, 2008
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