Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement

R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video

by William2569 March 13, 2008

There's an app for that

A phrase used in response to someone else's problems.

Tim: "My wife just left me"
Joe: "There's an app for that"

Justin: "My nipples are cold!"
Peter: "There's an app for that"

John: "Either my boss was hitting on me, or I just got fired. I can't really be sure of which."
Carl: "There's an app for that"

Sara: "OMG look at this huge zit!"
Lisa: "There's an app for that."

Jane: "Is that a guy or a girl? I can't tell."
Sally: "There's an app for that."

by Donkey22 November 27, 2010

There are no centaurs in Oxford

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

if there's hair... i'm there

a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."

Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.

Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!

by money shots May 16, 2008

like there's no tomorrow

Excessively. A synonym of like it ain't no thing or until the cows come home.

You know the old saying: work like you need the money, dance like no one's watching, and smoke dat chronic herb like there's no tomorrow.

by Nick D March 18, 2004

therapy

Something jake paul really needs

i have anxiety so im going through therapy

by OofDoodle January 21, 2019

there you go

Something you say when teaching someone. Usually to encourage or indicate they have done something right.

Also, inappropriately used as a filler like "or something like it" and "you know what I mean".

"Is this how it's done?"
"Yeah, there you go"

"Is this how it's done?"
"No, it's like this"
"There you go"
"WTF! I'm the one teaching you!"

by Jigen III August 22, 2009