Spiced Almond

IS BOSS! spiced almond is a person who is of darker skin color who breaks all stereotypes. they are one of a kind down to earth and are tooo much fun. they are absolutely perfect at everything they do. They are god's greatest creation... to point out a spiced almond person according to society they fall under the category of African american. they speak very proper. they are attractive and their personality blows your mind. they also have a tail. this species is very rare so if you find a spiced almond person CHERISH AND LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! there are only 50 spiced almond people living in the US.

*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.

i wish my chick was spiced almond

by jafar1324 October 27, 2010

Barn Spice

A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:

2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes

Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.

Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.

Also: Barn spicing

Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.

by barnmucker January 16, 2011

Spice girl

Attractive women who sing and dance. More often then not are quite good with their hips. If you know what I mean.... they they drop it like it's hot

That girl on the pole knows how to shake that ass, she's gonna be my new spice girl

by J-bravo June 11, 2018

ISIS Spices

Any form of food from Syria to India.

Bill: "I had tandoori chicken last night and it's destroying my gut."
Ted: "It's those ISIS spices bro!"

by Max Chronic Pain August 12, 2016

Spiced tits

A pleasing smell. An odor that brings forth memories of long-forgotten happiness.

Mmm are you baking cookies? It smells like spiced tits in here.

by Neopolitan July 26, 2011

Spice Pie

Pizza with noodles on.

Lets fuckin' mish to momma noodles and cop a spice pie.

by Pregnant People July 4, 2010

Spice Age

The spice age is when someone has a revelation and comes up with a great new idea, it can be small or big but has to benefit multiple people for the better.

Dylan: how about this weekend we raise money for charity by doing a car wash.
Geo: that’s a great idea!
Dylan: it’s the spice age!

by DankyDyl69 December 22, 2019