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Promise

a promise is something that you can’t break. Ever.
Mike: “do you promise?”
Eleven: “promise.”
by strangergames December 4, 2017
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Promises

A Premeditated Lie;
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
●False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.
Your promises are merely a waste of your breath and my time if your actions are showing me something else.
by 1 Antinome May 7, 2018
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promise

promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!
Guy: who's that hotty

Person: oh thats just promise but shes takin
by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023
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Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight
I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.
by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023
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toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.
All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.
by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016
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Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022
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promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.
i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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