A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023
When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.
by DakotaScottMoore March 30, 2022
The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.
by Doctor Murder 420 May 14, 2019
A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 04, 2014
by gatorworks December 22, 2013
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When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
by biznuge November 12, 2020