Max

Max is an amazing guy to be around.he brings love,happiness,joy and laughter.if you ever meet a max dont ever let go.if you have a chance to be his girlfriend take it you will never regret it he will treat you like a princess the mist loved person ever.Maxes are often ginger with lovely green eyes and a amazing body.they are a great couple with an Erica.

Wow whos that sexi boi??

Oh thats just max

by _Erica February 15, 2018

Max

Max is a legend.. His hair hangs down like swamp moss and is never washed. Rumor says he had algae growing on his scalp, but no one has ever dared to go near enough to see. He smells like sweat and always wears the same clothes.

Lmao look at max. what dat boi up to now...

by I C Y G I R L January 7, 2020

Max

He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.

Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!

by Logan paseska September 3, 2021

Max

Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty

Max a dude with a big dick

by Shit15273 January 23, 2020

Max

Short name for D.C artist (Maxdadon)

Max got it, don't sleep on the don

by Dc top dogs March 22, 2017

Max

An asshole that is an actual pedofile who brags about all the "great" stuff they do and makes fun of anyone who does anything different

Yo f**k Max, that dude is an a**hole

by Oofsanity December 15, 2017

Max

A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.

"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"

"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."

by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018