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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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FED

Fed.
You're so Fed.
by Fedmisty January 30, 2020
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Fed

A fed is a friend that snitches therefor federal
Ay don't tell that nigga nothing he's fed.
by DA JIT March 29, 2023
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Fedded

Fucking deaded. When someone is deaded beyond belief, it’s apropos to refer to them as fedded. Extredded (extremely deaded) ir compledded (completely deaded) also suffice.
Me: yo what’s up with Vic, are you inviting him out tonight
Frank: na man, he works double shifts everyday like a fucking slave, his social life is fedded.

Me: Vic, what’s up with that girl you were supposed to have over last night, did you get any action?
Vic: (no response)
Frank: fedded
by Brazi scum May 13, 2024
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dusty FED

Short for Corrupt Cop or Federal that can not be trusted.
Yo Bruv, You're Dad's a Dusty FED
by KonstantChaos December 28, 2023
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feds

"Shit feds! Dip!
by lottaloveniqqa September 16, 2019
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Sugar Fed

Constantly being paid in any sort of manner (Clothing, food, gifts, tuition..etc) by someone you know. Such as...your friends, family, partner, sugar daddy, sugar mommy...etc.
I've been sugar fed all week, cause my cousin keeps paying for me.
by mentality-another August 26, 2022
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