When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

by awesome24678 May 26, 2010

by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019

Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.
Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.
Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."
by ManginaCat69 July 3, 2011

by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.
by sauceb0x August 6, 2011
