Malibu tee-time

Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.

I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links

by Clzinit January 24, 2009

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Bad Idea Tees

The name says it. BAD IDEA of jokes on some tee shirts.

That is a bad idea for a t-shirt. That is why it's called "BAD IDEA TEES"

Everyone: *Applauds*

by Link998 February 9, 2014

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Fresh White Tee

Fresh White Tee is a brand based in Los Angeles. They're the Rolls Royce of white t-shirts.

An "undershirt" is never meant to be seen. You cover it's shame with another garment. You handle your business in a Fresh White Tee. You make transactions in a Fresh White Tee.

by Willisworth November 14, 2011

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Tee-hee heeing

That stupid laugh you have when you think of something funny.

Girl 1: Hay, remember when he walked into that pole?
Girl 2: Oh yeah...Tee hee hee
Girl 1: Your tee-hee heeing is so funny!

by LEpurple October 4, 2010

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The first stage in a relationship where both partners are giggly and cute. They absolutely love everything the other person does. Can also be used to imitate the sound of their giggles when something that is not funny or cute is said.

Dom Doms was tee-heeing all night.

by Yesmin December 24, 2008

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