Spoonsexual

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.

The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.

by a midget goblin with a spear August 27, 2025

Swoonee

The person who someone is swooning over

If I’m the swooner for swooning over them, then they’re my swoonee

by writeunderapseudonym October 16, 2025

Shoonscrolling

Shitting gooning and doom scrolling at the same time simultaneously

Guy 1: hey why is it so loud in the bathroom
Guy 2: oh guy 3 is just shoonscrolling
Guy 1: what

*Meanwhile*

Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*

by Shoonscroller67 October 22, 2025

Swoosh

The type of girl you take down and back up through there. Similar to how you make a checkmark or a Swoosh.

Guy 1: dude check this girl out she’s from around here should I swipe right?
Guy 2: *makes checkmark motion with his hand*
Guy 1: how long ago?
Guy 2: bout two weeks now
Guy 1: goddamn it, another swoosh

by that plant with the spikes on November 20, 2025

dude-swoon

Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.

Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.

by triphx December 7, 2012

thigh swoosh

The noise your thighs generate when wearing nylons when walking.

The thigh swoosh prompted me to remove my nylons.

by Ms. Swoosh September 25, 2013

throwing spoons

Casting a spoon lure from a fishing rod to catch game fish.

"I was throwing spoons on the lake today and caught a fat bass."

by jnastyNE November 4, 2013