Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran

Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS

by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023

surmai

Cute fat grey persian cat

“I want surmai to cuddle with me.”

“Fuck you Fatass”

by seokiesjk June 6, 2023

Summon

Nah bitch, I can summon you

Hym "You're lucky I DIDN'T summon you. You think Jordan got it bad... You'd be working for Marvel explaining to your fans how REALLY Ironman was trans all along! The suit is just a metaphor for being trapped in a masculine body! Irontrans written by..."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

summonabitch

Bitch on call. Can be summoned intentionally or unintentionally in milliseconds. Her wrath is most frequently felt by her spouse, though she does not discriminate.

I made a comment about laundry from the sofa and bam, there was the summonabitch.

by Reginald Bugalates September 20, 2023

Sumorrya

SUMORRYA is a real cool ass bitch, she really gets DFK down with any bitch or nigga no matter what. If you have beef with Sumorrya bitch address that shit instead of letting her find out , cause if she find out bitch it’s gone be 100x worse best believe dat. Sumorrya is best friend material, she real about everything she love to talk and get to know people ,she don’t do that fake shit wid nobody nore that MFKAN tryna be a bully shit ,

Sumorrya is nice but not to MFKAN nice !

by Biggest brat November 20, 2023

sunmoon

good friend that changes profile picture every second
and also his name is star but theres too many definitions of star so
he also sucks cock (obvious)

idk: hello sunmoon
star: my name is not sunmoon anymore thats very rude
panzona: .

by mkunga April 9, 2024

Summond the mutha fukkah

When you bang your head or drop and break the phone you just got and spontaneously yell out Mutha Fukkah! Without regard of who is in your proximity

He did you see that dude fall and bust his head open?
Oh yeah when he summond the mutha fukkah in front of his kids it was classic.

by Lunchboxx69721 May 20, 2024