stress pot

a person that is stressy/tense/boring

calm down, your such a stress pot

by lucygooseymoosy June 12, 2008

Strass

Definition: Strass (noun): Stress that is so annoying that it's a huge pain in the ass.

Strassing (verb): The active presentation of stress by an outside force to create a pain in the ass for someone/thing else.

"Man, my dog threw up, I have a test for Statistics, and I'm running late, what a pain in the ass! I'm so strassed out.

Anit-Strass: Any item that reduces or mitigates the effects of Strass, such as the Strass-Relief Tempur Material Toliet Seat.

by bcwoods33 April 12, 2010

Stress

A jamaican in an Abercrombie & Fitch store trying to buy a merino (wife beater).

Jamaican:yow my grl weh unoo keep unoo merino dem?

Sales rep: Ummmmm by the docks?

Jamaican: whe de bomboclaat me a stress out meself
in a deh rassclaat thiefin store ya fa?

by yasidian July 2, 2006

stress head

Some one who brings stress to ya chill, people who complicate your happiness with there one stresses or views and wind you up untill your stressed.

Me 'Hi how are you today' Stress head 'Do this do that / I want this I want that / You should do this you should do that / your doing this your doing that........arrggh You could of just said hello.

by Tink 001 August 9, 2015

Stresser

Another word for an online ddos tool.

I used NovalyTech's free stresser to perform a ddos attack on my network.

by NovalyTech.com January 20, 2015

stress

The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

This stress is killing me!
This stress is gonna cause me to die!

by Hustler's ambition December 28, 2005

Stressopheliac

A man or woman who has fear of stress; ultimately resulting in stress.

This Guy: After I fucked that chick last night, I was real a afraid of getting stress put on me for fucking her because she was Jewish. All of a sudden my head began to rattle because I was receiving stress. Then it happened... My ear cummed and IT HURT!

Other Guy: O MY GOD... My sister is a stressopheliac!

by Squeezie Them Titties February 28, 2009