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Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”
by Hyperder June 13, 2018
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Money Stroke

When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her
Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
by maledestroyer January 30, 2022
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Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you
"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"
by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016
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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014
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mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.
The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin
by dogsrock September 1, 2020
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Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.
I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.
by Bird345 September 16, 2014
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Constipation Stroke

When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.

Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
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