stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

stripper taxi

A dumb fuck that gives strippers a free ride. Hoping that he'll become her boyfriend.

Example: Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

stripper taxi

Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

by TrollingUndead January 31, 2014

dick stripper

male stripper, wes tried to strip for katie but katie turned him down

wes is a real dick stripper

by daryl hotcakes February 10, 2003

chipolte stripper

the act of farting in one's face, liken to when a stripper eats mexican food for lunch and then goes to work and lets one rip on a client.

Dude, she was stripping and the next thing I know she pulled a 'chipolte stripper' that totally ruined the mood.

by Vageena Swartz July 5, 2011

the bank strippers

the clever dapper young scamp and the sweet and tender hooligan decided that they where into the whole stripping industry. but wanted more money than that. so the where to be feared by all and people would throw money at them like strippers. and then they robbed banks and because people threw money at them and they stripped the banks of all their hard earned cash. and that is how they got their name. THE BANK STRIPPERS. and even though they are both names to be used of the male gender. the dapper young scamp is female. to create the conflict of gender confusion so they can rob more banks while people ponder that thought.

"the dapper young scamp and the sweet and tender hooligan robbed the bank last night. i threw five bucks at them, we shall call them THE BANK STRIPPERS because they stripped that bank nude!"

by Laurence Perkins January 20, 2008

The Stripper Knot

First you pick up some strippers. Then you take some rope and tie a knot then throw it down on the ground. When the stripper goes to pick it up, you hit her with a two-by-four and give her a big knot on her head.

Want to learn how to tie The Stripper Knot?

by Jay & Brian September 9, 2011

stripper bacon

The lumps on a chubby strippers legs.

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Damn son look at the bacon on that stripper

Lumps on fat strippers legs is known as stripper bacon.

by bacon1234 April 4, 2015