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steam powered giraffe

the gayest goddamn thing you could ever imagine
Heard Tony did a fuckin' steam powered giraffe on Lebron. What a GAN?
by Anonymous Pickle October 6, 2018
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Steam

A gaming platform made by Valve software that can auto update games and has a built in IM client (Friends). Despite having a very buggy release, it is now a solid system, although idiots who have nothing better to do still whine since it crashes on their spyware infested PC, or their warez copy of Half-Life no longer works.
Person A: Steam sucks! It never works!
Person B: Get rid of that 2GB of spyware then FFS!
Person A: OMG! Steam works now!
Person B: Duh...
by generic October 23, 2004
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steam

when water evaporates after reaching over 100 degree's celcius
holy shit, that water just evaporated at 100 degree's! thats some steamy shit
by LaRgO November 14, 2003
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Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.
"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"
by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003
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Steam Roll Mafia

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.

AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
by Zaniferrr<3 June 26, 2008
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Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.
AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)
by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011
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Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.
Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?
by Mike161 November 17, 2011
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