Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.

Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?

by GravSim June 2, 2022

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014

Plugging the straw

When you and another guy are doing a girl from both ends.

Dude, plugging the straw last night was lit!

by anonymous April 26, 2025

National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

Straw dawg

Is a method to consume an alcoholic beverage in a short period of time. This is accomplished by utilizing a straw with your favorite beverage. You will then utilize the straw to finish your beverage quickly, most preferably under a minute to enhance the ability to catch a fade in a shorter period of time.

Hey do you want to pre game before the concert. Fuck yeah! Let’s straw dawg a couple of beers.

by V & C July 21, 2024

Pee Straw

The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.

Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.

by GORBACHELLI January 17, 2017