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Pitcher straw

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.
Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!
by mbaros5 July 2, 2011
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Straw

Any type of straw used as a sex amplifier; bendy, normal, or a customized one
Guy 1: Did she let you hit bro?
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!
by IAmAnthonyA July 22, 2017
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Car straw

A reusable straw kept in one's car for emergencies to be used by anyone who needs it
McDonald's forgot to give me a straw – no worries I'll just grab the car straw!
by Beach1234 April 19, 2018
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Straw-fucking

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.
Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.
by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 23, 2018
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Flipping the Straw

Performing oral sex followed by anal, as well as vice versa.
"That girl has crazy head game, imma be flipping the straw on her when we done"
by Anroo Palker January 28, 2023
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Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.
For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023
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