the bean straw

An alternate way to eat baked beans. Most often used by members of BA Meetings.

"I love eating beans with a spoon."
"I prefer the bean straw."

by Maybe . . . December 3, 2013

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man

Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)

by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024

Ball straw

Another term for the word penis

Originated from Nathan @ the Dandaloo hotel

“Oi she sucked the semen from my ball straw”

by Stawboy May 7, 2023

three straw drain

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.

Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.

by HHM3 July 23, 2016

Straw

Something that has one hole and is suckable.

A peen is a straw.

by Suckable November 9, 2019

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019