the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

e-stocking

A virtual Christmas stocking.

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!

by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013

Stocking

the baddest character in panty and stocking with garterbelt

person 1: stocking is so bad bruh
person 2: word bro, best goth chick ever

by ewadewaewaewa January 30, 2024

Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.

I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.

by SalaciousMonkey March 7, 2024

Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.

“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”

by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021

DO-STOCK

A word used to emphasis yes or a un controlable blat when under the influence. Also known as Fokn Oat

Friend Says: 'Tay are you choplord?' Answer 'DO-STOCK'

by Manawatu REP June 1, 2011

the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024