(n.) a carnivorous mammal that prefers his food deep-fried with a tall glass of sweet iced tea or a super strong margarita. Offer great advice and support, but only when he feels like it. And often saves the world, but again -- only when he feels like it.
Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap.
Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies.
Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).
Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap.
Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies.
Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).
"Hey, what happened to your friend?"
"Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago."
"Shit...talk about being a Steven."
"Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago."
"Shit...talk about being a Steven."
by Personal AzN February 12, 2010
Get the Steven mug.An extremely cool guy that is hotter then any other person I know. He is hip n happenin and can woop anyones ass.
by Henry the second December 13, 2008
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A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"
A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"
A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
by wagdar March 31, 2009
Get the Steven Hawkins mug.I met a group of girls at a party and seeing as we were in Hoboken and they were not pretty, I assumed they were Stevens girls.
by St3v3ns2323 September 30, 2009
Get the Stevens girls mug.A great, spiritual artist who can write songs about emotions that I didn't even know existed. Think "emo" but with class.
by Estehbahn September 6, 2006
Get the Sufjan Stevens mug.A very sarcastic individual.
Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.
He's a HUGE family guy.
Few people hate him and when someone hates him, he makes it is own personal mission to change their mind.
Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.
He's a HUGE family guy.
Few people hate him and when someone hates him, he makes it is own personal mission to change their mind.
Tiffany: Is my butt fat?
Steven: No, but Dom's is!
Dom: I know!
Steven: It's ok, I like it. ;)
Steven, Dom and Tiffany: LOLMALSH!
Steven: No, but Dom's is!
Dom: I know!
Steven: It's ok, I like it. ;)
Steven, Dom and Tiffany: LOLMALSH!
by Steven Savio October 18, 2008
Get the Steven mug.To impact a soccer game in such a way that u by yourself orchestrated a massive comeback for ur team after being a few goals down.
Dude 1: I produce a steven gerrard during today's football match.
Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.
Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.
by anon5555 October 7, 2009
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