tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

by HEFFABONG April 13, 2006

salisbury steak

the act of having anal sex while the person recieving it has a mad case of diarrhea. when the giver pulls out thier penis(often called meat)they will get a hot load of the squirts on their meat, thus giving gravy to the meat. this gravy is already warm too o you dont even need to heat it up.

anal, meat, salisbury steak

by Hillbillyredneck T March 9, 2009

steak dinner

A college student confided to his class that "when I take a girl out for a steak dinner, I expect her to take it in the ass."

The most common context is in a business setting when one party is trying to take advantage of another (i.e. "These guys are trying to buy us a steak dinner - they expect us to take it in the ass on that (negotiating) point.")

Ted: "How'd it go with Wendy last night?"
Bill: "Excellent, bought her a steak dinner."
Diego: "Hey Yves, how's your deal going?"
Yves: "Shitty, those guys are trying to buy me a steak dinner."

by NestorThaMolestor January 1, 2006

Steak Butt

Adjective; when the area around one's anus becomes so irratated from friction and sweat it can resemble a medium-well done steak.

"Red around brown, you're gonna frown"- steak butt

by That steak butt dude January 29, 2014

yung steak

a cool younger brother

"Yung steak whats good"

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020

Making Steak

Euphemism for moving one's bowels. Made popular after the Japanese perfected the transformation of feces into "steak."

'Scuse me, I gotta go make some steak.

Where's Bob? He's upstairs, making steak.

by werdnerd1 June 18, 2011