stanger

n. A stanger is someone who really sucks at pool. However, it can generalize to someone who simply sucks at life.

Jeremiah, you are such a fucking stanger for losing your insulin.

by iurgerhgh February 12, 2009

stancey

Someone that stands securely to a ground

You are a stancey!

by callofdutyfortnite June 16, 2022

Shit Stancer

Someone who modyfies their car’s suspension to a desired lowered height, ei, bagged, slammed. Poorly done, with cheap parts from eBay, the common shit stancer or poser is looking to gain the most clout by posting their sacrilege to the gram, for all of the car community to see. You’ll often hear shit stancers from a mile away because their drive train and/or body panels scrape.

They’ll go through all that trouble for status; going sideways on driveways or speed bumps, like a woman with waaaaay tooo tall high heels, but hey, their Stilettos. Idk emoji

Dude bro 1:Yo!!!!! You’ve seen Ryan?

Dude bro 2: nahh, what’s up with him?

Dude bro 1: he modded his car, I saw it and was tight!

Dude bro 2: that shit stancer? Didn’t he modify a forester? Isn’t that his moms? Wow the only way that guy is gonna get laid if that girl is blind and deaf. She won’t hear or see what he did to that Subaru.

by ArmoredJelly March 14, 2019

shancer

cancer of the penile shaft.

guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.

by swinemoat March 13, 2009

standemonium

Adj: the state of sheer abject indifference in a large non-seated crowd

1. He could smell the standemonium as soon as he stepped into the Town Meeting Hall Pre-Meeting Mixer
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000

by dorkusmaximus May 1, 2011

Staicee

sooo beautiful. A girl like this was probably sent from god. everytime you see her, you melt. she has beautiful blue eyes and a gorgeous smile. everytime you see her you feel like you've just entered heaven. she's amazingly family orientated. faithful as can be, and such a great person to befriend & love. every man needs a staicee in their life, she's the kinda girl you'd want to marry and take home to momma.

STAICEE - The Kind of girl you couldnt forget if you tried. A girl like this will leave an imprint on your soul.

by vanillalove May 25, 2011

stacey hoffman

a teacher who is assumptuous but occasionally kind on VERY rare occasions

Stacey Hoffman gave me an undeserved lunch detention!

by Dongri Pan November 24, 2013