Squeef

Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.

Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.

Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.

by Stoopidbiznotches January 6, 2016

Squeeeeeeeeeeee

A noise a fangirl makes when a fiction romantic relationship takes a step forward or they make an otp or ship somebody.

Ah they kissed. Squeeeeeeeeeeee

by faith,hope,love October 4, 2017

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

Squeeb

Mix between Square-Queer-Bitch

OH Gawd. What A SQUEEB!

by Davis D. Pancake November 23, 2007

squeeky cheek

A rarely used sexual maneuver employing the acts of fellatio, masturbation, and wound-fucking all in one. The squeeky cheek is performed by gently stabbing a hole into the facial cheek of a willing participant, forcibly shoving the thumb and index-finger portion of the 'OK' symbol into the oral opening, then proceeding to make sweet love to the cheek wound. Doing so, one will, by default, receive a blowjob, while also technically masturbating through the thumb-index finger ring inside the receiving party's mouth.

She was once a beautiful woman, before I gave her the Squeeky Cheek. Now she's just downright sexy!

by Jefe Brandenburger September 13, 2008

squeeky

When you are looking to go out on the pisser.

Whose looking to get pretty squeeky tonight?

by cvizz January 23, 2011