Spud

Someone who has not yet joined Anvil Gym for just £5.

Hey, have you heard about Clarence not joining Anvil Gym for just £5?
Haha, yeah mate, he’s such a spud

by Rhejsjsifje February 20, 2024

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.

Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.

by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019

Spud

Someone that is your favourite person or someone you love a lot

On your snapchat you may have your friend/partner as “spud😘”

by Ami1740 December 24, 2017

Spudded

1.To be swindled by a cheapskate
2. That friend that orders food and never has money to pay.
3. To be victimized by someone who is selfish, self centered and ignorant to their friends.

I can't believe I got spudded, I'll never talk to that crumb again.

by Big daddy 215 September 26, 2017

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018

Spud Relief

After drinking or taking drugs, your mouth often goes dry, known as 'spud.' In this situation, a drink is known as 'spud relief' as it helps to solve the problem.

"After that weed i'm in need of some major spud relief!

by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009