spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.

"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".

by hunley January 4, 2012

Spugunk

Used when ecstatic as exclamation. Can also be used when there is nothing else to say, see meep. As a noun, it refers to a light, harmless tease.

"I got an A+ on this test!!!! SPUGUNK!!!!"

"I'm bored."
Pause
"Spugunk"

Person 1: (teases gently)
Person 2: Don't you spugunk me!

by meepmew9191 January 30, 2012

spunster

noun: a woman who chooses to be manless, spending her life having fun instead.

"Why isn't Suzy married? She's so pretty, and fun to be around."

"Don't you know? She's a Spunster."

by Mannequin Mom January 30, 2014

sputtered

Explosive sounds typically when heated

The Engine sputtered then stopped

by Fizzy ice-cream October 23, 2017

Spumen

The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.

I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

spuddy buddy

Person with whom you share your leftover french fries.

Ugh, look how many fries they gave me! I'm going to wind up giving half of these to my spuddy buddy.

by bananananabobecky May 30, 2018

spurbrisbia

A condition that afflicts bucking bulls after being spurred by a bull rider. Most bulls do not recover, thus ending their bucking career.

That bull is finished, he has spurbrisbia.
Rodeo contractors do not want bulls with spurbrisbia.

by Mom Smith April 14, 2019