Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!
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My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.
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Get the Spongealecks mug.A sponder (noun) is a social initiator who sends group invitations or group requests in order to organize an event.
Mary is definitely a sponder! Thanks to her, we all stay in touch!
Paul is the biggest sponder I know. By doing what he does, he makes things happen: dinner parties, football practices, mountain trips - you name it!
If there is a sponder in my neighborhood? Sure! Francis! Who's organizing bbq-parties every summer? Francis. Who's organizing the annual spring clean? Francis! Everyone should have someone as Francis in their lives. He sure make things happen!
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