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Sponge Cake

An obese girl's pussy.
Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!
by Oneironauts March 19, 2014
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sponge

A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.
My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.
by Tanaka December 17, 2004
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cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.
"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"
by troy October 21, 2004
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Hot Spenser

When a girl has her period on your bed and then jerks you off onto the period fluid and somehow your semen fertilizes the egg. Then a kid grows on your bed.
The hot Spenser seriously makes no sense.
by ricky keegler November 2, 2008
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Spongealecks

(Spu-nj A-lecks); n. An unintelligent human being who is incapable of detecting sarcasm and is, thus, forced to take every statement seriously while being unable to properly rebuttal.
My goodness, did you hear Jeffrey try to argue with the teacher? What a Spongealecks.
by Miracle Gravy February 8, 2009
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Sponder

A sponder (noun) is a social initiator who sends group invitations or group requests in order to organize an event.
Mary is definitely a sponder! Thanks to her, we all stay in touch!

Paul is the biggest sponder I know. By doing what he does, he makes things happen: dinner parties, football practices, mountain trips - you name it!

If there is a sponder in my neighborhood? Sure! Francis! Who's organizing bbq-parties every summer? Francis. Who's organizing the annual spring clean? Francis! Everyone should have someone as Francis in their lives. He sure make things happen!
by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014
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Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks
yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing
by GemThrive June 15, 2018
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