spitefuck

act of fucking someone out of anger from repercussions of people thinking you already fucked them

"I should go spitefuck him in the cabin"

by rocky mountain retreat June 24, 2019

spitted

past form of verb "spit"

I spitted on sandwich.

by nan111 July 12, 2019

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020

Spritzer

An act in which you spritz a lemon wedge in the woman’s eye before you climax.

I gave her the spritzer last night, she loved the zest.

by DrRagerr October 29, 2020

Spite work

Unnecessary busy work imposed by employers to make sure they get their money’s worth out of employees or unnecessary working conditions imposed to micromanage employees.

I can perform my job better from (insert any location that makes sense), but am being told to go do it (insert other location that does not make sense) to keep tabs on me. This is some serious spite work.

You perform all of your duties, but are being asked to do some extra spite work that makes no sense and is usually mandated by someone else who is not an expert in your field.

Bad professional development/meetings that could have been emails just for the sake of having professional development/meetings are spite work.

When you are done with your work and more spite work is piled on because it would be a shame if you had nothing to do and were still being paid

by Reojo January 30, 2021

Spite betting

1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.

Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.

Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.

by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022

Switzerland

The best country in the world.

"Where do you wish to live when you get old?"--"Switzerland."

by Qiu Qiu March 8, 2023