Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

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Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping

I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.

by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016

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Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes

person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds

by noodles1234 October 24, 2011

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When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!

Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!

by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014

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sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.

"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."

by Dudlette February 2, 2014

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Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016

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