spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

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Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye April 23, 2018

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Spencer’s Salami

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.

Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami

by YesPapa47 July 30, 2021

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Spencer Yanned

To delay a game indefinitely.

Evan: You heard about that new game coming out?

Nigel: Yep. Heard it got Spencer Yanned.

Evan: Damn.

by Rich_Miami July 24, 2016

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The hottest fucking amazing girl anyone may ever meet. She is so perfect, beautiful, sweet and love that your heart will melt on site. This might be dangerous.. a melting heart can be a urgent, life threatening health condition and you can blame her with her absolute perfection

Bob: "Is that Spencer Fletcher?"

Everyone: *dies*

by Trueone010101 January 15, 2022

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